CHURCH SIGNS

CHURCH SIGNS

These church signs are really humorous and real.  But they are also thought-provoking.  Enjoy!

Prayer gives you a calm-plex.

A marriage is the union of two forgivers.

STOMACH ACHE? - Doctor
TOOTH ACHE? - Dentist
HEART ACHE? - God

This day brought to you by Jesus.

Marriage takes a lot of heart work.

The Bible is your best TV Guide.

Feeling let down today?  Try looking up.

T.G.I.F. -- Thank God I’m Forgiven.

Jesus invested His life in you.  Have you shown any interest?

I love you,
I love you,
I love you.  -God

Get an afterlife.

My way is the High Way.  -God

Will the road you’re travelling on get you to my place?  -God

Have you read my number one best seller?  There will be a test.  -God

If we are like Christ, some will not like us.

If you don't want the fruits of sin, stay out of the Devil's orchard.

Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!

Hot outside?  Try one of our Sundays!

Searching for a new look?  Have your faith lifted here!

People are like tea bags -- put them in hot water and you’ll see how strong they are.

God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.

Fight truth decay -- study the Bible daily.

How will you spend eternity -- smoking or nonsmoking?

Dusty Bibles lead to dirty lives.

Come work for the Lord.  The work is hard, the hours are long.  The pay is low.  But the retirement benefits are out of this world!

It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin.

Please do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.

If you’re headed in the wrong direction, God does allow U-turns.

If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again.

Forbidden fruit creates many jams.

In the dark?  Follow the Son.

Running low on faith?  Stop in for a fill-up.

If you can't sleep, don’t count sheep.  Talk to the Shepherd!

Sisters and brothers, be continually blessed, and please (above all else) MAKE SURE YOU ARE READY TO MEET OUR SOON COMING KING. Maranatha!