LAUGHTER IS GOOD MEDICINE

LAUGHTER IS GOOD MEDICINE

 In synch with today’s title, Erma Bombeck offers these humorous admonitions:

 1. Never have more children than you have car windows.

2. Never loan your car to someone to whom you have given birth.

3. Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.

4. Know the difference between success and fame. Success is Mother Teresa. Fame is Madonna.

5. Never hurry to end a marriage. Someday you may need that person to finish a sentence.

6. There are no guarantees in marriage. If that’s what you're looking for, go buy a car battery.

I hope you’re able to smile and laugh in the face of life’s ups-and-downs. (Proverbs 17:22)

 Sisters and brothers, be continually blessed, and please (above all else) MAKE SURE YOU ARE READY TO MEET OUR SOON COMING KING. Maranatha!